S: I'm thinking about grad school.
A: Me too!
S: Our lives are in synch, maybe this is just the next step toward world domination.
A: I think you're right, Pinky.
S: That makes you the brain?
A: You're probably the brain but saying Pinky just had a nicer ring to it.
A Hence looking up creative writing graduate programs as we speak.
S: I'd do that too, get serious about writing a screenplay.
S: I'm a soldier a rider a ghetto survivor, all of the above.
A: I read an article in the Times today about a 4 women screenwriters, one did Juno, one did Nick and Nora, one does United States of Tara...
S: We'd be like Matt Damon and Ben Affleck
A: ...and they're all friends and call themselves the Fempire.
S: I'll go to that party.
S: Can you double major in grad school?
A: In theory, I guess, but I don't think that's really our style.
S: For the first time in my life I feel like learning something.
S: We'll be intellectuals.
A: I'm down with that. We're clearly no good at being professionals.